Somebody needs to go and put a birthday hat on him, because the Ugly Naked Guy turned 15 this month. That’s right, he’s been ugly and naked and standing guard at Brighton’s Mill Pond for exactly 15 years now. He came to town in May of 2006 as part of an art exhibit called the Brighton Biennial, which means he’s 15 and can start taking driver’s ed. He was supposed to be here for only two years, but like the inconsiderate houseguest that he is, he never left. And as he blows out 15 candles on his birthday cake this
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